Wednesday, December 24, 2008

seharam BABI

- sedikat petikan daripada ridhuan tee (utusan 22/12/08 )

....Hari ini kita gagal meletakkan haramnya rasuah, sekurang-kurangnya pada tahap sama haramnya babi. Kita begitu jijik dengan babi, usahkan hendak memakan, malah mendekatinya sudah menakutkan, apatah lagi untuk memegang najis itu sesuka hati. Kejayaan kita memomokkan haramnya babi ini, menyebabkan kita masih beranggapan bahawa memakan rasuah tidak seteruk seperti makan babi. Pada persepsi kita, haramnya babi lebih mudarat daripada haramnya rasuah. Asalkan babi tidak masuk perut, maka halallah kehidupan di muka bumi ini.

Pemikiran sebegini hendak diubah. Selain daripada haramnya babi, sesuatu yang haram sumbernya, adalah juga haram dimakan, sama seperti haramnya makan babi. Malah makan rasuah lebih besar mudaratnya daripada makan babi. Ini bukanlah bermakna, saya hendak meringankan haramnya najis babi.

Apa yang saya ingin jelaskan adalah sumber yang haram masuk ke perut menjadi darah darah daging kita dan anak-anak kita. Justeru, tidak hairan jika ramai yang mengadu kepada saya, kenapa anak-anak mereka telah dididik dengan baik, mendapat pendidikan agama yang cukup, tetapi masih berkelakuan tidak seperti manusia. Inilah yang yang cuba saya ketengahkan bahawa walaupun kita tidak suapkan anak kita dengan daging babi, pendapatan haram daripada sumber haram (rasuah) adalah sama seperti kita menyuapkan daging babi ke mulut anak kita. Bila sumber yang masuk ke perut haram, maka terbitlah tingkah yang haram juga...................

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

tips hilang busan - silakan

-tgh2 bosan , jumpe tips ni...yg mana satu paling logik untuk dibuat??


FUNNY AND USELESS TIPS - GIVE IT A SHOT!

1. Try to twist the stem of a cherry using your tongue in 30 seconds. mcm senang gak

2. Drink 10 shots of tequilla simultaneously then count from one to one thosand. DO NOT SKIP A NUMBER! x boleh, haram

3. Pretend you have a contagious disease like a leprosy or tubeculosis and see how many people will avoid you. b4 tu kna tau la apa simptom2 leprosy & tuberculosis. klau salah simptom, lakonan x real plak..tp yg ni bleh kenal la sape yg sanggup bersama kita waktu susah...

4. Learn how to use chopsticks....using your toes. hahha...kena makan atas lantai la jwbnya

5. Paint a smile...LITERALLY!! mcm senang gak

6. Play darts with your little brother, with him being your dart board. adus,mcm sakit jer. tp best kalu buat kat org yg kita dah rasa nak bunuh dia b4 ni ..mula2 buat mcm nak main dart, lepas tu buat2 tesasul...(hahha..dah ada calon yg nak kena nih...)

7. Have your dog permed. errk!!!

8. Hold an ice cube and count how long it will take to melt. x mencabar sgt ni

9. Build a house of toothpicks with a swimming pool and with garage. kena modal byk nih

10. Shred newspapers and turn it into confettis. bosan nyer

11. Give your kitten a tan....inside the microwave. hahha...mcm klakar je yg ni...BEST BEST BEST (bole wat kucing panggang)

12. Wax your ceiling, mow the carpet and vacuum your lawn. memenatkan

13. Try putting salt and pepper on your coffee and see how it taste like. mcm dah penah buat yg ni...biasa jer

14. Make prank phone calls. Call your friend and tell her you're about to give birth, even you're not pregnant and single x pasal2 kena tuduh berzina

15. Make cute phone calls. Dial PIZZA HUT and ask for a manager onset of the call and complain that the pizza they delivered has roaches or something.Or call MC DONALDS and order pizza. yg call Mc D order pizza boleh masuk list utk di try

16. Burn an old shirt made of cotton, and a torn out skirt. Burn it at the same time and check whichever gets burned faster. kemusnahan kekal n membazir

17. Pluck your eyebrows and count how many hair you pulled out. Just make sure you leave a line or two on your brow or you'll look like a zombie. ish..x sanggup

18. Stand still in the middle of a huge crowd staring at nothing for 20 minutes, then count how many people will look your way. hahha...boleh try ni

19. If you are at a coffee shop, waiting for your frappuccino, and they ask for you name, give a psuedo yet weird name like Baloney and when your name is called, see for yourself how many guests will smirk. rsanya kat mesia xde org pedulik pon kalo nama2 mcm pelik

20. Try to go out on a sunny day and cross-dress. biasa je

21. Spin around as long as you think you can until you get all dizzy and you feel like throwing up. err..x sanggup..dh penah kena kt hostel

22. Get a mirror and cry real hard in front of it. See for yourself if you still have poise when you cry or you look ugly. Then once you get tired of crying, then laugh still in front of your mirror till your sides hurt. boleh dibuat, tp kna wat kat dalm bilik yg kedap bunyi tp..mcm org gila pun ada...

23. Fart as loud as you can and see how long it will take or how smelly it could be. hahaha

24. Go to a mall, bring a bored friend with you and make fun of the people passing by. rsanya end up, kite je yg duk gelak sorang2

25. Sing on top of your lungs and just stop when neighbors start to throw tomatoes at your window. saje cari gaduh ni

26. Pretend to be a stalker. Send spooky email or text message to someone you don't like at all, just pretend to be someone this person really likes. erkk..mcm ramai je penah buat cam gini

27. Pinch yourself. Check if you'll have bruises after. I assure you, you'll forget you're bored since you're already in pain literally. ringkas dan padat

last2..duk bace2 benda nie pon dh hilang busan...pening jugak kalau nk pilih mana satu yg sesuai di cuba nih...
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Friday, December 19, 2008

wonderful story...do read it

-diceduk dari fwd emel-

Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a ecord of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in.I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:
- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage
- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted
..... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked,and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000.
And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.'
They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.
"When you fall, in any way, Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes!"
I believe it's applicable to all relationship..

Thursday, December 18, 2008

OKU vs Lelaki Melayu yg Bangang

ni pengalaman aku sendiri tdi mcm mana aku tengok sekumpulan 2-4 orang lelaki melayu, yang beruniform macam baru balik dari masjid, duk lepak2 santai - menolak setelah diminta tolong untuk menolong seorang pakcik yang OKU yang dalam keadaan lemah yang amat, yang hanya memerlukan pertolongan untukkeluar dari kereta dan untuk menopang kepada 2 tongkat..itu sahaja pertolongan yang diminta...

kalau lah xde org yg mintak tolong, boleh la dimaafkan skit kan...ni tak, utk memapah seorang pakcik tua yang kurus dan kecil itu boleh diberikan pelbagai alasan (nk g pnggil org lain, nk tunggu kawan dtg,bla bla bla) ..bangang...kawan2 ko kat sekeliling tu bukan org ke?? memalukan...jadi kambing lagi baik..xdelah nak menyakitkan hati ...stkat pegi masjid, pakai kopiah,pakai sarung ,pakai baju melayu (bukan baju islam) jgn dok harap itu tiket masuk ke syurga ...sudah2 la memburukkan dan menggunakan imej islam...tunggulah masa korang susah nnt, aku harap xde org yg akan menolong korang (walaupun kita x boleh mendoakan keburukan)..rasalah sendiri nnt...what goes around comes around...

hina sgt kah pakcik tuo yg mcm itu??even kalau dia berpenyakit AIDS pun, x akan berjangkit dengan hanya memapahnya...bangang punye manusia...baik x yah ada teloq..bagi kambing makan lagi bagus...kdg2 btul lah apa yg org duk kata, jantan melayu x gentle..stakt duk ber hu ha hu ha tu sesama geng motor ke, geng kereta ke...x payah kecoh la ....

seekor kebau bawak lumpurrr............

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

itu guna nya kasut

Bush dibaling kasut
-utusan

BAGHDAD 15 Dis. – Seorang wartawan Iraq membaling sepasang kasut ke arah Presiden Amerika Syarikat (AS), George W. Bush semasa lawatan perpisahan beliau ke Iraq, semalam.
Insiden itu menonjolkan kebencian mendalam yang terus dirasai di negara ini terhadap Bush yang mengakui perang di Iraq masih belum dimenangi.
Wartawan berkenaan, Muntazer al-Zaidi bangun sewaktu Bush mengadakan sidang akhbar bersama-sama Perdana Menteri Iraq, Nuri al-Malik seraya menjerit dalam bahasa Arab, “ini kucupan perpisahan untuk kamu, anjing ! ” lalu membaling kasut yang dipakainya.
“Ini salam perpisahan daripada balu, anak yatim dan mereka yang terbunuh di Iraq,” jerit Muntazer, wartawan untuk televisyen Al-Baghdadia, sebuah stesen milik Iraq berpangkalan di Kaherah.

tabik springgg utk reporter tue..walapon ada gak kate tu mcm prgngai barbarian, tp itulah adalah cara yg paling cepat dan pantas...nak tunggu utk menymapaikan perasaan marah ikut saluran yang btul, tunggu kucing bertanduklah agaknya...
yg klakarnya, elok2 plak bekas president tu mengelak...dia ni pon satu, dah tau dah byk wat silap situ, lg mau pegi say gud bye...kan dah dpt gudbye kiss...muka pon bleh kontrol x gelabah..kalo aku mesti dah lari keluar kot2 la ada bom yg menyusul...

p/s: agak2 ada x kat mesia ,reporter yg seberani Muntazer al-Zaidi ???
berani bogel ada la kot...hehhe

Sunday, December 14, 2008

KDN, JPA bincang ambil bekas penagih bekerja

-utusan

JOHOR BAHRU 13 Dis. - Kementerian Dalam Negeri (KDN) sedang berbincang dengan Jabatan Perkhidmatan Awam (JPA) untuk mengambil bekas penagih dadah yang telah pulih berkhidmat di sektor awam.
Menteri Dalam Negeri, Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar berkata, kerajaan perlu mencontohi program oleh pihak swasta yang memberi peluang pekerjaan kepada golongan tersebut bagi membolehkan mereka kembali ke pangkuan masyarakat.
"Tetapi dalam kerajaan iaitu dalam Perintah-Perintah Am, sekali kena buang kerja kerana terlibat dengan dadah, tak boleh ambil balik.
"Kerajaan sedang berbincang dengan JPA, kerajaan pun kena tunjuk contoh yang baik dengan mengambil bekas penagih yang layak," katanya.
Beliau berkata demikian pada sidang akhbar selepas Majlis Pelancaran Program Memperkasa Komuniti Pemulihan negeri dan Pusat Khidmat Agensi Anti Dadah Kebangsaan (AADK) Desa Damai di Larkin di sini hari ini.
Syed Hamid berkata, penagih dadah perlu diberi peluang untuk menjalani kehidupan seperti manusia biasa dan mendapat pekerjaan atau sumber ekonomi untuk menyara diri serta menyumbang kepada negara.

bagus2..satu langkah yang bijak..at least drpd diorng ni duk merayau2 x tentu hala, lagi baik diorng disuruh bekerja bersama2 ..sekurng2nya adalah jugak sumbangan tenaga diorng kat negara..bekas2 penagih ni pon dapt elakkkan diri daripada bergaul blk dgn geng2 lama...nnt bila dah kerja,diorng ni akan dapt kawan2 yg baru n suasana persekitaran yg lebih menyokong diorng utk berubah...

besday


nasib baik blom terlewat nk wish utk kawan ku neh,yg aku kenal masa form 1 lagih. kawan yg sekelas masa sekolah menengah, se matrik, se universiti, se fakulti, se flat dan se bilik masa zaman stud dulu2..cume bila dh keje je lain2.tp sempat jgk le se tempat keje kejap...nasb bek kejap je,kalu x, mesti busan sungguh..heheh..

happy besday azyyati, semoga panjang umur & dimurahkan rezeki...

ini saje yg mampu aku bg utk mu yg jauh di sinun, aku makan bg pihak mu jelah ...hahha..
p/s: igt dop dari mana kek nie??

Saturday, December 6, 2008

SYABBAS datuk sahab syabbasss..(dalam nada bergema)

Shah Rukh Khan terima pingat DMSM
(bandingkan jugak dua2 news nie)
-utusan
MELAKA 6 Dis. - Bintang filem Bollywood terkenal, Datuk Shah Rukh Khan hari ini mencatat sejarah sebagai bintang filem asing pertama menerima pingat kebesaran Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka (DMSM) yang membawa gelaran Datuk.
Pingat tersebut disampaikan oleh Yang Dipertua Negeri Melaka, Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob sempena sambutan hari jadi beliau yang ke-70 dalam satu istiadat khas yang berlangsung di Dewan Seri Negeri, Ayer Keroh di sini.
Shah Rukh berkata, beliau berterima kasih kepada kerajaan Melaka kerana memberikan gelaran tersebut kepadanya sekali gus menjadi bintang filem Bollywood pertama yang menerima penganugerahan tersebut.
``Saya berterima kasih kepada kerajaan Melaka kerana memberikan pengiktirafan ini dan menjadikan saya penerima pertama anugerah ini untuk bintang filem Bollywood,'' katanya di sini hari ini.
Shah Rukh Khan yang dilahirkan pada 2 November 1965 di Mumbai telah menerima lebih 40 anugerah dalam industri hiburan dan perfileman di peringkat antarabangsa antaranya Screen Award, The Zee Cine Award, NDTV Award, International India Film Award dan lain-lain.
Filem One 2 Ka 4 memaparkan kawasan-kawasan menarik di negara ini termasuk kawasan peranginan A' Famosa Resort, Melaka.

Bollywood's Shah Rukh Khan knighted in Malaysia
-AP
MALACCA, Malaysia - Bollywood heartthrob Shah Rukh Khan said he will star in a new movie that will help spread the message that Islam does not support terrorism as he was knighted Saturday in Malaysia's southern Malacca state.

Adorned in a traditional black and gold Malay outfit and headgear, the Indian Muslim actor was conferred the honorary "datuk" title that is equivalent to British knighthood.
Bollywood movies are highly popular in Malaysia and Khan enjoys a huge following among local Malays and ethnic Indians.
After the ceremony, Khan told reporters that his new film "My Name is Khan," which starts shooting this month, makes clear "that Islam does not in any which way tell you to be violent."
"I think the whole concept of jihad, the whole concept of warring needs to be explained as Allah meant it to be in the Quran ... it is an attempt to try and do that in an entertaining way," Khan said.
The film, about a Muslim's strife in telling people his name but that he is not a terrorist, will be directed by top Bollywood film maker Karan Johar and will co-star Kajol Mukherjee, Khan said.
"When you are an actor, you truly believe that the language that you speak can be truly international and go across boundaries and bring hope, especially in today's time and age when the world is full of strife," he said.
The honorary title, bestowed by Malacca Gov. Mohamad Khalil Yaacob, has stirred controversy with Malaysians who say it was wrong to honor a foreigner when there were many deserving local artists.
Malacca authorities said Khan was knighted because six of his movies were shot on location in the historical state and helped boost its tourism.


fuyyohh...tahniah datuk shah rukh khan...walau pon berliku2, akhirnya bergelar datuk jugak...kpd sape2 yg tak puas hati, terimalah dgn seadanya,lg pun anugerah tu hak tuan yg memberi kan, so suke hati die la nk bg kat ape kan...
hrp2 xde bile ada budak2 yg amik UPSR dalam ENGLISH nak bercerita pasal pelakon pujaan mereka, g translate jadik grandpa shah rukh khan kan...adik2 semua mesti dah terrer english kan sbb dah boleh amik UPSR dalam english kan...kan..

p/s: nasib baik le datuk shah rukh khan ni hensem..rasa berbaloi la jugak kan dipanggil datuk...ni kalau muke pon mcm mat pit,mesti rasa nak muntah kan...hhehehe

IKLAN raya

seorang anak bertanya kpd ayahnya

anak: ayah, ni daging apa?

ayah: daging babi

anak: daging apa?

ayah: daging babi nak

anak: daging apa?

ayah: daging babi sayang

anak: daging apa?

ayah: daging lah babi !!!

hehe...kesabaran sape2 pon ada limit nya kan..
p/s: ni sbnrny cilok dari email & xde kaitan dgn sesape...:)

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

jenazah HIV


semalam 1 Disember - dpt peluang g course pasal Pengurusan Jenazah HIV bersama2 dgn pesakit2 yang majoriti HIV positif (dari beberapa daerah di Kelantan)..kebetulan 1 Disember adalah Hari AIDS sedunia...sbnrbya g sana adalah 'by mistake'....tp las2 rsa bagus sbb dpt pluang gini...sbnrnya x byk beza dgn pengurusan jenazah biasa, cuma nya
- pengendali jenazah tu kenalah pakai PPE (personal protective equipment) - mcm topeng muka, goggle, apron,but,glove.
- time nak memandikan jenazah, air jirusan pertama hendaklah bercampur dgn klorox(tok imam ckp, hnya clorox cap clorox je bleh,hehe)..sbnrnya sodium hypochlorite,dgn nisbah percampuran dg air 1 dalm 9...lepas tu boleh la diteruskan prosses memandikan jenazah seperti biasa
-kapas2 yg digunakan utk mencuci rongga2 badan, dicelup dulu dgn clorox
-kemudian,sebelum lapisan kain kapan yg terakhir, ada satu lapisan plastik - elakkan lapisan plastik supaya jenazah tu nampak seperti jenazah2 yang biasa.

proses pengurusan jenazah HIV ni boleh di buat dirumah /hospital.jika keluarga mnta utk diuruskan dirumah, proses itu akan dikawal oleh pihak kesihatan..pihak kesihatan akan bawa semua kelengkapan (termasuk klorox) utk di gunakan dan bg panduan & nasihat sama ada keadaan dirumah tu mengizinkan ke tidak..tetapi digalkkan uruskan di hospital(boleh dibuat oleh ahli kelurga) sbb kat situ mmg dah ada sistem yg teratur..
bila ada kematian pengidap HIV kat kaw mana2,bgtau masa repot kt polis ,then pihak kesihatan akan dimaklumkan...tujuannya bukanlah utk diskriminasi ke ape,cuma utk menjaga keselamatan ahli keluarga dan org lain...

Sesungguhnya mati itu benar...Alam Barzah itu benar...Alam akhirat itu benar ..Mungkar dan Nagkir itu benar ...Siksa Kubur itu benar......Dosa dan pahala itu benar.........Syorga dan Neraka itu benar ......